英語新年小笑話

　　新年凝結(jié)著民族精神和民族情感，承載著民族的文化和思想精華，是個(gè)不容忽視的節(jié)日。下面是CN小編為大家?guī)�來的英語新年小笑話。

　　英語小笑話：It's His Fault

　　It's His Fault

　　Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.

　　Last Saturday their mother said to them, I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden and be good.

　　Yes, Mummy, the two boys answered, and they went out.

　　They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen. Mummy, he said, Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allen's house. Mrs. Allen was one of their neighbors.

　　He's a bad boy, his mother said. How did he break it?

　　I threw a stone at him, Billy answered, and he quickly moved down.

　　是他的錯(cuò)

　　比利和波比都是小男孩。他們是兄弟，兩人經(jīng)常打架。

　　上個(gè)星期六，他們的媽媽對(duì)他們說，我現(xiàn)在要做午飯了。去，到花園去玩吧，別淘氣。

　　是，媽媽，兩個(gè)男孩回答，然后他們就出去了。

　　他們?cè)诨▓@里玩了半個(gè)小時(shí)，然后比利跑進(jìn)了廚房。媽媽，他說，波比打碎了艾倫太太家的窗玻璃。艾倫太太是他們的鄰居。

　　他是個(gè)壞孩子，他的媽媽說，他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?

　　我朝他扔了一塊石子，比利回答道，他趕緊蹲下。

　　英語小笑話：A physics Examination 一次物理考試

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

　　The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

　　Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問題。

　　這個(gè)問題是：為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲?

　　尼克的回答是：因?yàn)檠劬υ谇�，耳朵在后�?/p>

　　英語小笑話：Excited Remarks 激動(dòng)的話

　　Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals(長(zhǎng)聲尖叫) of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I'm going to have one of those someday, his dad's response always was Not as long as I'm alive.

　　One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I'm getting one of those as soon as my dad dies.

　　我五歲的兒子對(duì)摩托車有強(qiáng)烈的愛好。只要看見一輛摩托車，他就會(huì)高興得哇哇直叫，并激動(dòng)地說：瞧這輛!瞧這輛，我總有一天也要有一輛。他爸爸的回答老是只要我活著，你就別想有這玩藝兒。

　　一天我們的兒子跟他的小朋友在說話，有一輛摩托車開了過去。他興奮的指著摩托車叫道瞧這輛!瞧這輛!等我爸一死我就要有這樣一輛摩托車了。

　　英語小笑話：Logic Reasoning 邏輯推理

　　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

　　Here is the situation, she said. A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.

　　His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?

　　A girl raised her hand and asked, to draw out all of his savings?

　　小學(xué)四年級(jí)的教師正在給學(xué)生們上一堂邏輯課。她舉了這么一個(gè)例子：有這樣一種情況，一個(gè)男人在河中心的船上釣魚，突然失去重心掉進(jìn)了水里。于是他開始掙扎并喊救命。

　　他的妻子聽到了他的喊聲，知道他并不會(huì)游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。誰能告訴我這是為什么? 一個(gè)女生舉手答道，是不是去取他的存款?

　　英語小笑話：Whose father was the stronger

　　Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.

　　Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

　　Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

　　維爾和比爾在爭(zhēng)吵，誰的爸爸是更強(qiáng)壯的一個(gè)。維爾說：“你知道太平洋嗎?　那個(gè)坑是我爸爸挖的�！�

　　比爾不屑地說：“那沒什么。你知道死海嗎? 那是我爸爸打死的�！�

　　英語小笑話：Persistance 纏住不放

　　Returning from a golf outing(遠(yuǎn)足，短途旅行) , my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?

　　Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win, my husband hedged(避免作正面答復(fù)) . We just play to have fun.

　　Undaunted, Sare said, Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?

　　丈夫打完高爾夫球回來，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門口迎了上去。爸爸，誰贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔?

　　我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏，丈夫推諉說。我們打球只是為了好玩而已。

　　莎拉毫不氣餒，又問：那么，爸爸，誰覺得更好玩呢?

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